Her Big Viper

Her Big Viper desperately wanted a hat that they would worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

Her Big Viper desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Her Big Viper craved for a sack of potatoes that they would throw. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Big Viper had a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Big Viper found a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Her Big Viper desperately needed a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.