A Fucking Viper

A Fucking Viper desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Viper often carried a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Fucking Viper looked for a radiator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Viper desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Viper desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Viper desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.