Her Retarded Viper

Her Retarded Viper craved for a spade that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Viper desperately searched for a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Viper craved for a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Her Retarded Viper always carried a block of cheese that they would often drop. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Viper wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Viper often carried a can of Tango to throw. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.