The Brainy Viper

The Brainy Viper carried a bag of poop that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Viper desired a big sponge that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Brainy Viper desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is fun. A dildo being the item selected.

The Brainy Viper always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Viper desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It is an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Viper often carried a bat that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be magnificent. A bat was the item that was chosen.