Their Handsome Viper

Their Handsome Viper looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Viper desperately wanted a mug that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Viper desperately desired a sword that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

Their Handsome Viper desperately desired a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A radiator was the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Viper always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Viper desired a condom that they would often drop. It might have been a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A condom was the chosen thing.