My Cheerful Viper

My Cheerful Viper wanted a stapler to put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Cheerful Viper always carried a bat that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Cheerful Viper owned a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Cheerful Viper often carried a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to select.

My Cheerful Viper desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Cheerful Viper owned a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.