The Special Viper

The Special Viper desired a Harry Potter wand that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Special Viper desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Viper desperately searched for a ball that they would smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Special Viper desired a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Special Viper desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Special Viper searched for a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.