My Tired Viper

My Tired Viper craved for a cup that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Viper desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Viper always kept a computer that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Viper found a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer being the item selected.

My Tired Viper desired a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Viper carried a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge having that done to it