My Funny Viper

My Funny Viper desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

My Funny Viper carried a wig to worship. It is an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

My Funny Viper always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

My Funny Viper searched for a radiator that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

My Funny Viper looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Funny Viper always carried a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it was entertaining. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.