Her Retarded Viper

Her Retarded Viper always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Viper craved for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

Her Retarded Viper desperately desired a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A set square is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Viper often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Viper desperately wanted a bottle of wine to sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Viper wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.