The Cheerful Viper

The Cheerful Viper found a vibrator that they would often play with. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Viper carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Cheerful Viper desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Viper always kept a crown that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Viper looked for a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Viper wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.