Her Retarded Viper

Her Retarded Viper desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It was a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Viper craved for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Viper craved for a vibrator that they liked to hug. This is certainly a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator having that done to it

Her Retarded Viper searched for a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

Her Retarded Viper often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Viper needed a wig that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig is the thing to opt for.