The Curious Viper

The Curious Viper always had with them a condom that they would play with. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Viper desperately wanted a helmet that they would eat. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A helmet being the item opted for.

The Curious Viper desired a mug that they sometimes break. It would have been a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Curious Viper desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This seems a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Curious Viper desired a mug that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is fun. A mug is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Viper carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.