A Chinese Viper

A Chinese Viper had a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

A Chinese Viper desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a melon being the thing selected.

A Chinese Viper had a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Viper wanted a porno magazine that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Chinese Viper found a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

A Chinese Viper desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.