The Jolly Viper

The Jolly Viper always kept a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Viper wanted a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an original thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Viper desired a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Viper looked for a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Viper desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Viper searched for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.