The Troubled Viper

The Troubled Viper desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often smash. It should have been a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Troubled Viper desperately searched for a hat to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Viper had a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Troubled Viper always kept a condom that they sometimes hug. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Troubled Viper always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Troubled Viper had a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a ball being the thing opted for.