My Lonely Woodpecker

My Lonely Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Lonely Woodpecker had a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A lava lamp of all things.

My Lonely Woodpecker had a stretchman that they liked to break. It would be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Woodpecker desperately craved for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Woodpecker desperately searched for a mug that they would often break. It was a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.

My Lonely Woodpecker desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to choose.