My Stupid Woodpecker

My Stupid Woodpecker owned a sword that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Stupid Woodpecker often carried a little monkey that they would experiment on. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to select.

My Stupid Woodpecker always carried a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Woodpecker searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Stupid Woodpecker owned a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a strange activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was fun. A melon is the thing to opt for.