Her Stupid Woodpecker

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately craved for a wig that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.

Her Stupid Woodpecker owned a teapot that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to annihilate It should be a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber johnny to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Her Stupid Woodpecker desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A hat being the item opted for.