Her Colourful Woodpecker

Her Colourful Woodpecker needed a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was stunning. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Colourful Woodpecker wanted a condom that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Her Colourful Woodpecker desperately needed a spade to embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Woodpecker wanted a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Woodpecker wanted a hat that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A hat being the chosen thing.

Her Colourful Woodpecker looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes share. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.