The Eccentric Woodpecker

The Eccentric Woodpecker desperately needed a sponge to play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Woodpecker always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It would be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Woodpecker found a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be out of this world. A mug would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Woodpecker always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes annihilate It is a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Woodpecker desperately wanted a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A melon is the thing to opt for.