The Yellow Woodpecker

The Yellow Woodpecker owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Woodpecker desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Woodpecker had a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

The Yellow Woodpecker had a cucumber that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Woodpecker desired a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.