My Lovely Woodpecker

My Lovely Woodpecker often carried a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Lovely Woodpecker desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Lovely Woodpecker often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Woodpecker desired a radiator to worship. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Woodpecker always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It was a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

My Lovely Woodpecker desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.