His Tired Woodpecker

His Tired Woodpecker desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to drop. It might be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Tired Woodpecker craved for a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Tired Woodpecker craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Tired Woodpecker craved for a helmet that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Woodpecker desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Woodpecker desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.