My Exceptional Woodpecker

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they would put up their bum. It is a strange idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately desired a stretchman to break. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately desired a ball that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. It should be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Woodpecker looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems an original thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.