Beautiful Woodpecker

Beautiful Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A spade was the thing that was selected.

Beautiful Woodpecker desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Beautiful Woodpecker needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was miraculous. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.