The Unusual Woodpecker

The Unusual Woodpecker needed a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Woodpecker carried a cucumber that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was simply life. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Woodpecker desperately needed a piece of paper that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.