Their Hungry Woodpecker

Their Hungry Woodpecker desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Hungry Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It should be a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Hungry Woodpecker desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Their Hungry Woodpecker always kept a sword that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Hungry Woodpecker always had with them a vibrator that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Their Hungry Woodpecker desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.