My Magical Woodpecker

My Magical Woodpecker always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Magical Woodpecker desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Magical Woodpecker wanted a sponge to break. It is a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be awesome. A sponge is the item to choose.

My Magical Woodpecker desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a little monkey of all things.

My Magical Woodpecker desired a radiator to hug. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

My Magical Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator to sleep with. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.