The Bum Loving Woodpecker

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The Bum Loving Woodpecker often carried a condom that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker found a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker needed a can of coke that they would often smash. This seems to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a bag of flour that they would drop. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This seems an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.