The Anxious Woodpecker

The Anxious Woodpecker always had with them a can of Tango to put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Woodpecker craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Woodpecker found a sword that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A sword of all things.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Anxious Woodpecker wanted a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug having that done to it

The Anxious Woodpecker craved for a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.