My Chinese Woodpecker

My Chinese Woodpecker wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a new action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Woodpecker often carried a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Woodpecker craved for a pen that they would often demolish. It might be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was epic. A pen was the thing that was selected.

My Chinese Woodpecker desperately desired a custard pie that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Chinese Woodpecker desired a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Woodpecker searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.