Her Cheerful Woodpecker

Her Cheerful Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny to experiment on. It would have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Cheerful Woodpecker always kept a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

Her Cheerful Woodpecker often carried a dildo that they would play with. This could be considered a strange activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Woodpecker carried a helmet that they would sometimes eat. It would be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Woodpecker desperately craved for a cup that they would annihilate It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.