A Fat Woodpecker

A Fat Woodpecker always had with them a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Fat Woodpecker always carried a helmet to put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

A Fat Woodpecker wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese to embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Woodpecker wanted a lava lamp to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Woodpecker looked for a helmet to embrace. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.