The Blue Woodpecker

The Blue Woodpecker owned a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Blue Woodpecker always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Woodpecker wanted a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Woodpecker owned a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.

The Blue Woodpecker looked for a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. It might have been an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.