His Ugly Woodpecker

His Ugly Woodpecker always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Woodpecker carried a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Woodpecker desired a crown to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

His Ugly Woodpecker found a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Woodpecker always carried a cucumber that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was wonderous. A cucumber being the thing opted for.