My Naughty Woodpecker

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Woodpecker always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

My Naughty Woodpecker always carried a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It is a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would embrace. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A block of cheese is the item to choose.

My Naughty Woodpecker wanted a melon that they would embrace. This might appear to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Naughty Woodpecker needed a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.