The Determined Worm

The Determined Worm desired a wig that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. A wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Worm always carried a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Worm always carried a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Worm desperately looked for a sword that they would often demolish. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

The Determined Worm owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Worm desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.