His Boring Worm

His Boring Worm desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Worm desperately wanted a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Boring Worm always carried a cucumber that they would often break. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

His Boring Worm desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes play with. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Boring Worm searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Boring Worm needed a bottle of coke that they liked to share. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.