The Exciting Worm

The Exciting Worm had a big sponge that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Worm had a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Worm had a porno magazine that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Worm desired a computer that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Worm always had with them a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Worm desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A bag of poop is the item to choose.