The Purple Worm

The Purple Worm had a sponge that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge having that done to it

The Purple Worm searched for a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Purple Worm often carried a lava lamp that they would worship. It might be a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Worm always carried a dildo that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Purple Worm wanted a crown that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Worm often carried a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. It was an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.