A Grumpy Worm

A Grumpy Worm had a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was sublime. A porno magazine having that done to it

A Grumpy Worm found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Worm desperately searched for a bat to throw. It should be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Worm desperately looked for a spade that they liked to cuddle. It might have been an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Worm always had with them a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Worm desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.