The Grumpy Antelope

The Grumpy Antelope carried a dildo that they would cuddle. It is a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Antelope found a radiator that they would annihilate It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A radiator being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Antelope owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Grumpy Antelope often carried a cup that they would share. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Antelope looked for a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Antelope always carried a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.