The Tired Baboon

The Tired Baboon desired a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Tired Baboon always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Baboon desperately searched for a bat to throw. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

The Tired Baboon owned a crown that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Tired Baboon searched for a helmet that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Tired Baboon carried a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.