not-nice-nick (43)in #dog • 15 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fucking DogFucking Dog desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me…not-nice-nick (43)in #baboon • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired BaboonTired Baboon desired a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #ogre • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Scary OgreScary Ogre looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be…not-nice-nick (43)in #knight • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Angry KnightAngry Knight desperately needed a spade to put on his head. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #newt • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Chinese NewtChinese Newt desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly…not-nice-nick (43)in #monster • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple MonsterPurple Monster desperately wanted a wig that they liked to share. This is certainly a new exercise, to my neighbour…not-nice-nick (43)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Orange AlienOrange Alien desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to share. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #servant • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Magical ServantMagical Servant searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This might appear to be a different…not-nice-nick (43)in #king • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bewildered KingBewildered King desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd…not-nice-nick (43)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Careful CuntCareful Cunt looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny…not-nice-nick (43)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy JerkGrumpy Jerk craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different thought, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #worm • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Troubled WormTroubled Worm desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre…not-nice-nick (43)in #servant • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Chinese ServantChinese Servant desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a curious…not-nice-nick (43)in #monkey • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Big MonkeyBig Monkey desperately searched for a computer that they liked to sleep with. It might be a strange proposal, to my…not-nice-nick (43)in #chimp • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Special ChimpSpecial Chimp desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly new exercise, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #woodpecker • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Yellow WoodpeckerYellow Woodpecker craved for a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new idea, to…not-nice-nick (43)in #aftab • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Famous AftabFamous Aftab needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar…not-nice-nick (43)in #scammer • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Brainy ScammerBrainy Scammer desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly exciting…not-nice-nick (43)in #paki • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy PakiBrainy Paki desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would embrace. One might find this to be a weird…not-nice-nick (43)in #knight • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired KnightTired Knight desperately searched for a can of coke to throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising…
