Fucking Dog

Fucking Dog desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dog always had with them a hat that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat being the chosen thing.

Fucking Dog owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Fucking Dog desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey being the thing selected.

Fucking Dog carried a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This seems to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Dog always had with them a custard pie that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.