The Crazy Chimp

The Crazy Chimp had a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Chimp searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Chimp owned a tomato to hug. This could be considered a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Crazy Chimp desperately looked for a hat that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Chimp had a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Chimp desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.