A Square Santa

A Square Santa had a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

A Square Santa craved for a ball that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A ball was the chosen thing.

A Square Santa often carried a cup to try to balance on their head. It is a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Square Santa desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would throw. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Square Santa wanted a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It was an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

A Square Santa always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. A pencil sharpener having that done to it